Stalking Increased!

The internet is a boon for stalking. Social networking sites make it easy to perve on women by searching for interests. However, the real flaw is that they don't allow me to know where my selected target is at any given moment. Luckily, this is about to change, with the news that a new social networking site will allow users to track their friends using satellites.
This is awesome. No more loitering outside her house waiting for her to go to work so you can sneak in and raid her underwear drawers. Now you can simply wait in the comfort of your own home with a warm mug of cocoa, only leaving when you know the coast is clear, allowing you to spend less time on the actual stalking, and more time sending her creepy love letters.

Brilliant!

Coincidence? I think not!

So. I was perving on women on Facebook (as you do. Well, as I do at least) and I found a rather hot brunette dressed as Alice in Wonderland. So I clicked on her. Imagine my surprise when it turns out we have a friend in common (actually several).


Why does everyone know each other these days?