A child Molester walks into a Doctors surgery...

"I'm having trouble getting an errection", says the paedophile. "It means I can't rape little boys any more"
"Don't worry, mon ami! Take these blue pills and you'll be buggering little children with no hassle" replied the Doctor.

Based on a true story!
WTF France?

Best Chat Up Line Ever!

I just watched out the window as a 10 yr old boy tried to walk along a (roughly 13 foot hight) wall to impress a group of girls. He fell. He deserved it.

I always said going on the pull was dangerous...

See? Even the professionals do this

Plane misses runway. If I had a pound for every time I'd done this in Flight Simulator, I'd be able to afford a real plane.

Which I would then crash on landing.

Is this the most boring job in Japan?

I'm watching a documentary atm about how Plasma TVs are made. It turns out there is a man who listens to a load of white noise emitted by the TV to check if it's working properly. He stands behind the TV while this is happening so that he can plug his equipment in more easily. Some choice quotes (through an interpreter, the guy doesn't speak English):
"I like TV's so much I make them for a living"
"Sometimes I wish I could get to watch the front of a TV, rather than behind it"
He then proceeded to shake the TV "to check for loose screws".
The best thing is, he is so badly paid that he can't even afford a plasma TV for himself but he hopes to able to "some day"

The lengths some people go to in order to ensure we can watch TV.

I'm moving to Mauritania...

*Drools*

Persuasive Arguments

"If a girl refuses [to eat] we start nicely, saying 'come on, come on' sweetly, until she agrees to eat." Sounds like he Mrs Doyle school of persuasion is alive and well. I shall have to learn this technique for when I'm a solicitor cross-examining a hostile witness on the stand.